Sara: “How can you not love a baby in a loin cloth?” – For the record, not our baby

Sara: “I’m kind of glad Oliver pooped in the bath.” – No explanation needed on that one, I think

Me: “Evie wanted the ‘Mommy Special’ for lunch.”
Sara: “With the raisins?”
Me: “And jam, right?”
Sara: “I think  that’s called the ‘Daddy’s-a-Sucker Special’.”

Me: “In high school I think was quiet, but not shy.”
Sara: “Pfffffft!”