Evie, drawing a picture: “You might think this is Shin, but it’s really a stool.” – I think she meant Hei, one of the other dreydl letters, because it looks like a stool (ה).

Evie: “I was thinking about being a rabbi when I grow up.”

Evie: “I un-cutted it, can you fix it with the stampler?” – This one cracked me up, because she so very precise with her language, but for some reason “stapler” consistently gives her trouble.

Evie: “Mama, is the onion still in my eye, or was that a tear?”

Sara and Evie were having an argument about if the titular character in the song Eddie Walker was a boy or a girl. Finally Evie ended the argument:
Evie: “Mama! Even the fools of Chelm could tell you it’s a girl!”