Me: “Evie, help me pick up.”
::Evie gets something out and throws it on the floor::
Evie, laughing: “Oops! I forgot we were picking up, not messing!”

Evie: “I saw tv when I peeked in her room.”
Sara: “Florence watches tv in her room? What does she watch?”
Evie: “Commercials.”

Sounds like she gets the same programming I get.

Me: “His name was Manmeet.”
Sara: “How do you spell it?”
Me: “M-A-N-M-E-E-T”
Sara: “So it’s like ‘nice to meet you’, not ‘nice to eat you’!”

Me: “So Ariel, what do you eat under the sea.”
Evie: “Well, we don’t have any meat or anything. No pigs or chickens…”
Me: “No pigs? So you don’t have bacon?”
Evie: “Yes we do. We just make it out of dead mermaids.”