Me: “He hasn’t changed in years.”
Sara: “Not even his shirt.”

Me: “Her magic pajamas can’t help her now!” – in reference to card mojo

Laurie: “Are those pantyhose full of oatmeal in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

Evie, retrieving her long lost stuffed bear: “Will you be lonely without the bear?”
Grandma Butterfly: “Yeah, I won’t have anybody to sleep with.”
Evie: “Ha ha. You’re all alone.”