I renewed my license today. Apparently my serial killer’s license.
The last face you'll ever see
Obviously the hooded sweatshirt didn’t help, but it’s the creepy smile / stare combination that really does it.
So, the good news is I’ve renewed my driver’s license. The bad news is, this license only entitles me to drive windowless vans.
Shane Halbach 
My BMV won’t even let you smile for the picture. They won’t snap the photo until you give them a stone-cold killer stare. It’s kind of unnerving, but I still think I’ll take it over the Creeper.
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Nice Slingblade. Crazynotu.
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do they allow you within 500 feet of a school?
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No, there’s a restriction about that right under the part where it says I have to wear glasses to drive. It also says that if I’m ever pulled over, the officer should always check the trunk…
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