Evie, discovering her glow stick was still glowing from the day before: “It’s a miracle!!”

Meredith: “…and then we moved here.”
Evie: “How did you lift the house?”

Evie, on her 3rd doughnut hole: “It’s not dessert daddy, it’s just bread with sugar on it!”

Evie: “You’re the beast, daddy!”
Me: “Raar! My first victim will be this innocent little boy!”
::gobbling up Oliver::
Evie: “No, no! Don’t eat him, that’s my brother!”
Me: “What will you offer me in trade for him?”
Evie: “…my cat?”

Obviously a skilled negotiator in the making.