Evie: “If Oliver doesn’t have a ticket, how will he eat supper? Speaking of eating, can we eat lunch now?” – Is she really old enough to understand segues?

::Me teaching Evie rock, paper, scissors::
Evie: “I’m going to be paper!”
Me: “Well, don’t tell me, because then I might be rock and you would cover me.”
Evie: “…okay, you be rock.”
::later::
Evie: “Wait! What do I make to win?”

Evie: “I like to share some things.”
Sara: “Like what?”
Evie: “Like pancakes. But some things I don’t like to share.”
Sara: “Like what?”
Evie: “Pancakes…”

Me: “We’re going to stay at Grandma Butterfly’s house.”
Evie: “Where is Grandma Butterfly going to be?”
Me: “She’ll be there.”
Evie: “She’ll probably want us to have some dessert…”

Girl: “How old are you?”
Evie: “3.”
Girl: “How old is he?”
Me: “5 months.”
Girl: “And I guess you are…44!”
She seemed very skeptical when I told her I was 30. I don’t think she bought it.