Me: “What was your favorite part of the festival?”
Evie: “When I was sleeping!”

::loud thunder::
Evie: “I just heard a nightmare!”

Evie: “Daddy, do you want me to draw a farm for you? Then you need to listen to me!” – I guess she’s heard that threat a time or two.

::Me singing I’ve Been Working on the Railroad::
Evie: “I’ve had about enough of that one.”

Evie: “How do you hug on the phone?”

Evie: “Smell my breath, then you can tell what I had for lunch!”
Me: “Who taught you that?”
Evie: “Aunt Anna”

Thanks for that one.