If Evie asks you to see her “muscles” you’d better say no. For some reason, Evie got it in her head that her “muscles” are on her bottom. Well, to be more specific, the whole thing is a bottom, but each cheek is a muscle. And who doesn’t like to show off their muscles?

Sara: ::Buuuuuuurp::
Evie: “Mommy, you said moo?”

Me: “Are you doing something naughty?”
Evie: “No. I’m doing something funny.”

Me: “I’m pretty hungry, I think I’m going to come back there and eat that cookie!”
Evie, getting upset: “No daddy! Don’t eat my cookie!”
Me: “Aw, I’m sorry, I was just teasing. I won’t eat your cookie.”
Evie, handing me the cookie: “You can have it daddy.”
Me: “Oh, no honey, I…”
Evie, yanking it back: “Just teasing!”