There is a humorous blog I read by the annoyingly named comedian Myq Kaplan (that’s right, his name is Mike spelled Myq) called Godzillionaire. It is kind of hard to explain what this blog is. It’s like a play on words where you combine two words together and then explain why that’s funny. See, there’s just no way to describe it that sounds funny, so I will give you some examples:

Sudan.
Danza.
Sudanza.

One of the worst things in history, PLUS genocide in Darfur.

Please help stop these atrocities.

or

Know.
Nothing.
Knowthing.

Socrates and Confucius both claimed that true knowledge was in knowing the extent of one’s ignorance.

So if they DIDN’T know that, then they would have been even wiser.

Socrates.
Confucius.
So Confused.

I’ll give you another one:

Adultery.
Terrycloth.
Adulterrycloth.

Using a towel that isn’t yours.

Philander.
Drying.
Philandrying.

Well I don’t care what you say, I think it’s funny.