Once again, my favorite online shop ThinkGeek comes through with an awesome product, just in time for summer! The Swashbuckling BBQ Sword. As the ad says:
Now you don’t have to choose between seeing your enemies flee before you, and roasting the perfect weenie.
Now that's a hot dog roaster!
Shane Halbach 
AWESOME. And, I bet, if you are roasting it over an open fire the guard would block some of the searing heat I’m always complaining about. There might be some heat transference, though, so I’d probably end up burning myself. hmm.
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