To Kevin Bacon, that’s who!

It has recently been brought to my attention that Kevin Bacon lost all of his money to Bernie Madoff and has gone so far as to say he is looking for work. This is obviously a national tragedy and needs to be remedied immediately.

At first I thought, that is ridiculous! If Kevin Bacon wanted a Tremors 5, he snaps his fingers and it’s done. Are you telling me they aren’t filming a Surreal Life somewhere? “Maybe he has standards,” said Sara. She makes a good point.

But I think Nathan and I figured it out. The perfect quick buck for a Kevin Bacon that is still somewhat respectable. Dancing with the Stars!

Who would stand a chance with Kevin Bacon rocking the footloose dance? Nobody, that’s who.

Worst case, he can always fall back on the Bacon Brothers. And worst, worst case I think I can speak for everyone when I say he can fall back on the other, less famous bacon brothers if he absolutely has to.