So the other night I was changing Evie’s diaper at about 2 a.m.  I was too tired to go in to the changing station, so I was just changing her on the bed.  I put down a cloth just in case so she wouldn’t make a mess.  So just when I have her diaper off and her butt up in the air, she fires off a high-powered poop rocket through the air right over the edge of the cloth and across the 4 or 5 inches of the bed and right onto my foot!  It was like deadly accuracy from quite a distance!  And it happened so fast I startled but couldn’t really do anything about it.  She got me pretty good.  Sara was laughing so hard she couldn’t even support herself and had to lean over the bed.  Then of course I’m trying to balance on one foot in the bathroom while washing my foot off.  If you had been there you too would be amazed at the velocity and accuracy.  I don’t know what else to say about it.

She’s also managed to pee a full fountain stream on me when she had her diaper off, just before we were supposed to go to Target.  That time she distracted me by spitting up first and waiting until I was cleaning that up before she got me.  She is very sneaky that one.  I think maybe Sara isn’t changing enough diapers!

We had our first doctor’s appointment on Monday.  The doctor is really something!  She’s like an Asian tornado of whirlwind energy.  I really like her though.  She was concerned because Evie had lost a little more weight than she was comfortable with.  We had to set up an appointment to come back in 2 days and weigh her again.  So we were feeding her like crazy to make weight!  So we more than gained enough weight that the doctor was okay, but we kind of tricked her!  The nurse told us to feed the baby right before she was weighed, which we did.  But then right after we got her weighed and we were walking back out to the car, she spit up all over everything, Linda Blair style!  She just held it in long enough to count it on the weight and then it was out!  Good girl! 🙂

Okay, I know there is nothing about this that says I should like it, but I get Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie in my head sooo bad!  Particularly the line ‘I’m gonna miss you / like a child misses their blanket’  I just really like the song, and I can’t explain it.  Okay, I admit I like London Bridge and My Humps too.  I’m a terrible person.