Pirate story #1: Council bans boy, 6, from flying Jolly Roger at pirate party
Pirate story #2: The French are afraid of pirates (as they should be)
Pirate story #3: I didn’t know dogs and pirates were natural enemies
Pirate story #4: Pirate fort raided by local police
and finally
Pirate story #5: Pirate myths busted

Although I’m glad to see they posted a correction at the bottom saying Pirates did say “Arrrgh” and make people walk the plank!