Phantom Pig

I almost hate to write this post because I feel like it will be used to blackmail me in the future or used against me if I ever run for office.  On the other hand, it does allow me to kill someone and then claim insanity…

So I was driving home from work yesterday and I was right around the Strafford train station when I saw this guy walking his dog and his dog was just going crazy barking and pulling on the leash.  Not too strange.  So I causually look over to see what the dog is barking at, expecting to see someone walking, maybe with a dog.  What I see instead is a huge pig munching on the lawn in some guy’s yard.  This wasn’t a fenced in yard and this wasn’t a pig on a leash.  It was a full out like wild boar!  Also, I’ve known at least 1 person who had a pet pot-bellied pig and this thing was like 3 times the size of it.

So just when I start to doubt my sanity about what I saw, I suddenly remembered something that happened the day before.  It was a nice day and I had all the windows open in the apartment.  I was watcing T.V. and then all of a sudden I hear a dog going crazy outside and I hear a pig oinking and squeeling for it’s life.  Nala and I both run to the window to see what’s going on.  I don’t see any pigs hanging out outside, and the noise stops, so I finally decide that it must have been something that *sounded* like a pig, maybe a passing car or something, somehow.

But now when I combine the two stories, I’m thinking there is some kind of wild pig running around the city of Wayne!  Everybody that I tell this story to thinks I’m insane and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I am insane.

P.S.  I’m really diggin’ on James Blunt.  Check him out, especially if you’re like a David Gray fan.

One thought on “Phantom Pig

  1. Pingback: Data Mining « Is this thing on?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s