I almost hate to write this post because I feel like it will be used to blackmail me in the future or used against me if I ever run for office. On the other hand, it does allow me to kill someone and then claim insanity…
So I was driving home from work yesterday and I was right around the Strafford train station when I saw this guy walking his dog and his dog was just going crazy barking and pulling on the leash. Not too strange. So I causually look over to see what the dog is barking at, expecting to see someone walking, maybe with a dog. What I see instead is a huge pig munching on the lawn in some guy’s yard. This wasn’t a fenced in yard and this wasn’t a pig on a leash. It was a full out like wild boar! Also, I’ve known at least 1 person who had a pet pot-bellied pig and this thing was like 3 times the size of it.
So just when I start to doubt my sanity about what I saw, I suddenly remembered something that happened the day before. It was a nice day and I had all the windows open in the apartment. I was watcing T.V. and then all of a sudden I hear a dog going crazy outside and I hear a pig oinking and squeeling for it’s life. Nala and I both run to the window to see what’s going on. I don’t see any pigs hanging out outside, and the noise stops, so I finally decide that it must have been something that *sounded* like a pig, maybe a passing car or something, somehow.
But now when I combine the two stories, I’m thinking there is some kind of wild pig running around the city of Wayne! Everybody that I tell this story to thinks I’m insane and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I am insane.
P.S. I’m really diggin’ on James Blunt. Check him out, especially if you’re like a David Gray fan.