Evie: “I’m poking my nose and there’s something slimy in there, and I can’t be slimy, so can one of you do it?”

::Evie pulling down her pants to go potty and taking FOREVER::
Me: “Come on, we’re in a hurry, why is this taking so long?”
Evie: “Because my legs are so long!”

Evie: “Put that on your blog Shane!” – I guess she hears that a lot. In particular, if she ever says something that makes me laugh, she immediately demands that it go on the blog.

Upon seeing this adorable and rare zebra / donkey hybrid, Evie said, “I like just one.” I guess she’s not into animal combinations. Side note, calling the thing a Zedonk is sort of uninspired name if you ask me.