The only purpose of a toilet is to dispose of our waste, but I’m not sure it is the most efficient way to even do that.  Think about it, they break all the time (jiggle the handle!), they get clogged, they require a lot of cleaning, etc. Most of them don’t have enough flow but then having too much flow is a pretty big environmental problem, especially for heavily populated areas or areas that already are short on water. They require a large infrastructure of sewer pipes and filtering facilities.  I could go on and on!

And despite all of these problems, we haven’t had a new invention in this area for like 50 years! (This is excepting of course the #1 and #2 button idea, which is genius but still not commonly available, nor does it really revolutionize the concept). It just seems like we just stopped working on it. Especially you foreigners and your disgusting dry dock toilets.  Yeesh, you really gave up didn’t you? I would really hate to think that in the future, we would all step out of our flying cars and use one of these pieces of junk.

So until someone figures out how to use the 3 seashells, I want scientists working around the clock on this, our most important of inventions.