Quote Monday turns conventions on their ear

Sara: “I am not sending her to Jewish school in a bacon shirt!”

Evie: “Give me the jelly beans or nobody goes inside!” – She was holding us hostage.

Evie: “I’m not shy. I like to make friends.” – Ain’t that the truth!

::Evie staring at me with a funny look on her face::
Me: “Are you okay?”
Evie: “I was just looking at you, I didn’t do anything naughty.” – Now there’s a guilty conscious!

Evie: “I like storms at night.”
Me: “You do?”
Evie: “Yes. When the lightning flashes I can see the whole room, and the thunder…well, monsters are afraid of loud noises.”