Quote Monday is taken out of context

Mom, overheard whispering to Ron: “How are we going to feed the baby?”

I don’t believe any context is necessary on that one.

Evie: “If I was making a daddy trap, I’d put pickles, and popcorn, and ham and noodles inside.”

Me: “…but what would you *do* if you owned the Cowardly Lion costume?”
Matt: “I’d rather not say.”

Matt *may* have been involved in a totally different conversation and just been caught by one of those lulls where it suddenly goes silent for no reason, OR he could have been answering the question. I guess we’ll never know.

king of the forest


What makes a King out of a slave?
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
What makes the dawn come up like *thunder*?
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the “ape” in apricot?
What have they got that I ain’t got?
You can say that again.