Some bacon lover sent me a link to a product that combines two of my loves, bacon and clocks. Well, it turns out the baconation group over there on cafepress has tons and tons of bacon merchandise, including such fantastic slogans as “The power of bacon compells you” and “Love, Peace and Bacon Grease“.
And, to complete your wardrobe, why not buy some delicious looking bacon keds:
(Shoe link courtesy Sara)
Have you ever thought to yourself, self, eating bacon is good, but I’m just not getting that bacon into my gullet fast enough! And also if I could get drunk while I’m doing it too. Enter Bacon Vodka which is apparently floating around Washington state.
For my part, I’m a little skeptical, but I would absolutely give it a shot. Just because something is good and bacon is good, combining them doesn’t automatically mean they are good. Let’s just say I’ve been burned before: after the picklerita, my hopes aren’t super high.
I guess I don’t look at the instructions on the hand dryer very much (because I pretty much know how they work), but now that they point it out the little heat lines coming out do look like bacon.
Either that, or this is a new awesome machine that dispenses bacon.
Link via Urban Prankster.
Newsflash, everything is better with bacon. Everything. And that includes web pages. Thus, I give you bacolicio.
All you need to do is prepend http://bacolicio.us/ in front of any URL, to have that page served with a side of bacon. For example, check out:
http://bacolicio.us/https://erith1.wordpress.com
Or you can try bacolicio’s excellent example:
http://bacolicio.us/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism
Link courtesy Joe Maffey.
What do you do when you have a lot of extra bacon and a blow torch? Obviously, you make a scale model replica of an AK-47 entirely out of bacon.
I think Gizmodo said it best: “The BA-K-47 Doesn’t Fire Bullets, But It Does Slay PETA Activists”
Link via Tony Vegas.
And, as long as we are on the topic of bacon, if you happen to live in the Seattle area why not check out Baconopolis? Billed as “bacon’s biggest social event” it looks pretty fancy pants, like maybe you need a suit. For the price though, I would definitely check it out.
Link via InteractiveReader.
Shane Halbach 