FSMism

I belive I spoke before about the religion I have now joined, Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism.

Well now you too can share in his noodlyness’ eternal sauce with devotions hymns here and here.

There are such great lyrics as:

“Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are”

and (with translation):

PIE SAUCUS DOMINE. . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
RAMEN . . . Aaaww yeeeah, you know dat’s right.

May you all be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.

Fantasy Draft II

I feel like my team is better in my money league, but I like my draft in this league too. I really love my starters, but I’m hurting for depth especially in WR.

8 man league, I was drafting 8th:

DeRegulators

R. Moss
D. McAllister
A. Johnson
K. Jones
S. Jackson
Ro. Williams
D. Brees
A. Crumpler
K. McCardell
C. Williams
Buffalo
M. Vick
M. Bennett
R. Williams
R. Caldwell
R. Longwell

There was one guy who just had like the worst draft ever. He had no clue what he was doing and reached on almost every single pick. His draft was a train wreck. Oh well, good for me! 🙂

Fantasy Draft

First fantasy draft of the season!!! 1 down, 1 to go. I feel pretty good about my draft. This is my keeper league that I’ve been in for 4 years running now and I have my best keepers I’ve ever had. I feel like I got great value for my picks.

8 man league, first 2 rounds are keepers

The King of Prussia

Shaun Alexander
Deuce McAllister
Javon Walker
Donovan McNabb
Roy Williams
LaMont Jordan
Steve Smith
Chris Chambers
Algae Crumpler
Michael Bennett
Tom Brady
Eddie Kennison
Pittsburgh D
Ricky Williams
Duce Staley
Ryan Longwell

I’ll let you know how tomorrow turns out…

The end of an era

Today I retired my Birkenstocks.

10 long years.

I’m going to miss those bastards. :*(

P.S. I bought an identical pair.