Santa’s Slay

The movie was so great, I had to post again!

How can you not love Santa jamming a sharpened candy cane through a guy’s eye?

I think it was a nice touch that Santa can only defeated by a magical curling match. Thank God I watch all that curling during the Winter Olympics!

Quote of the movie:
(Not to ruin it or anything) When Santa is explaining about how they were mistaken about how timezones worked at the North Pole
Emilie de Ravin: “He’s scary…yet educational.”

At the end of the movie they had little “where are they now” bios and they mention that Emilie de Ravin’s character was “taking a flight and got Lost.” I guess she had the part by the time this movie was made! She must be really young on Lost because she looked like 16 in this!

Ahhh, no Sara!

Since Sara is gone to New Orleans all week, I am free to watch all the fantastic movies I want! To kick it off, I am begining with Santa’s Slay. Allow the TiVo to summarize: “After a millennimum of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.”

Now that’s what I call a movie!

So far it has lived up to my expectations. In the first 5 minutes, Santa punted a yippy dog into a ceiling fan, kicked Chris Kattan through a wall, set Fran Drescher’s hair on fire and then drowned her in egg nog, beat Rebecca Gayheart (Dead like Me, Earth 2) to death with a table leg, and finally stabbed both of James Caan’s hands into the table and then jabbed a turkey leg down his throat. This movie also stars such luminaries as Dave Thomas (Strange Brew) and a very young Emilie de Ravin (Claire from Lost).

Assuming I have time to watch all of these (I don’t), I also have Ghost Ship, Silent Hill, the Hills Have Eyes, Mr. Hell, Underworld Evolution, The Feeding, and Demon Hunter. I should also be getting Tenacious D, the Complete Masterworks from Netflix, so I can add that to Nacho Libre and have quite the Tenacious D day.

So anyway, I should be set until Friday, when I leave to join her in New Orleans!

Weekend update

So we want to Casey and Margaret’s wedding this weekend.  Fancy Fort Wayne wedding!  The ceremony was at the Catherdal downtown and then the reception was at the Summit Club which is on the 25th floor of a building downtown so you have a nice view of the city.  The only problem was that we went to find our table (lucky #13) and it was already full!  It turns out there were two tables worth of 13’s so they had to set up another table in a different section from everybody else.  Later we found out no one was sitting at table #3.  Mystery solved!  Since Casey and Margaret both went to Dwenger and Casey and Margaret’s sister (and Casey’s dad for that matter) all worked at Dwenger, it was like a Dwenger reunion!  It was great to see everybody again though.  Schafer lost a TON of weight!  He looked like a Greek god!  He said he was under 200 lbs.  It’s definitely the first time he’s weighed less than me.

Then, after we came home, I attended the self-proclaimed “largest booksale in the midwest” at the Hyde Park co-op.  It was okay.  I only bought 6 books (for a grand total of $3.75!).  There were a lot of books there, but I was spoiled by the Wayne library’s book sales, where the selection was much better.  In particular, the sci-fi section at this book sale was pretty much non-existant, the fantasy section literally was non-existant, and what little horror there was was just mixed in with the fiction!  Since that pretty much encompasses all I read, it wasn’t that great for me.  To be fair though, this was the second day of the sale.

So, if you recall, we were trying to lose some weight between Jeremy and Casey’s wedding (61 weeks).  Sara and I both blew our goal’s out of the water!  My starting weight was 219.6 lbs. and my goal was 209.0 lbs.  Here are the final statistics:
                   Original          Final            Difference
Weight:        219.6 lbs.      204.6 lbs     -15 lbs (6.83%)
Upper arm    36 cm           35.5 cm       -0.5 cm
Forearm       29.8 cm         27.9 cm      -1.9 cm
Thigh            67.6 cm         64.7 cm      -2.9 cm
Calf              39.0 cm         38.0 cm      -1 cm
Chest           113.7 cm        110.6 cm    -3.1 cm
Waist           100.6 cm        96.2 cm      -4.4 cm
Low waist     105.8 cm       102.0 cm    -3.8 cm
Hips             114.3 cm        111.9 cm    -2.4 cm
The whole thing went pretty well.  Aside from working out more (which I kind of slacked off on at the end), it was really just eating better.  I watched what I ate some, but also we just started making more meals at home and making healthier things (read not 100% frozen food).  So that’s that.  After seeing Schafer at the wedding I’m sort of inspired to try to lose a little more!

Okay, check this out, here’s an honest to goodness serious science article about teleportation.  I mean, it really sounds like they’re actually making advances in that field!  It’s not a joke, check it out!  That just blew my mind, very strange.  Speaking of which, way to go America!  Sweeping the science Nobel prizes for the first time since 1983!

And finally, here‘s a nice time wasting game.  Basically, you are a stick-figure archer.  Click and shoot the bad guys.  Straight forward.  Just the way I like it.

It must be baby season!

Congratulations to Charity and Tom!

Savannah Hope
Born Oct. 7th at 9:38am.
6lbs. 6 1/2oz. 19 1/2 inches

Congratulations!

Rebecca Lauren
Born October 3, 2006 at 4:46pm
17 1/2 inches 6 pounds 11 ounces

Congratulations John and Melissa K!