Take on Me…literally

I hate when people say literally and don’t mean it.

Literally.

It is probably my biggest pet peeve.  And I’m not the only one either, there are entire blogs dedicated to the topic.

I would say “Man on Fire” was probably the biggest offense to my sensibilities.  They had a commercial which played about 10 bazillion times which said, “Denzel Washington literally sets the screen on fire!”  Literally?  Like he flies all over the country attending every screening and burns down the theater?  And if that is true, that is supposed to make me want to see the movie?

Holy crap, as I was typing this a weight loss commercial just came on T.V. and Chris Berman just said, “I was bigger than life…literally!”  How is that even possible?  Ah, Chris Berman, I had so much respect for you!

Well, there are a million examples.  Anyway, in the spirit of literalness, here is literally one of my favorite songs of all time!  Ah ha’s “Take on Me”, literally.  I don’t know why this struck me as so funny, but it really cracked me up.  I would like to see some more songs given the same treatment!

(linke courtesy Ichiban)

A day late and a dollar short

So I think it is safe to say that Facebook is pretty much over with, considering I finally made a page.

My first impression is favorable.  I mean it doesn’t take much to beat myspace.  Facebook is much more focused on networking and I have to say, it is practically preternatural at finding people that I know.  As such, it is much more palatable to adults then myspace which is really probably better for pre-teens.  I guess that makes sense since it started as a college only thing.  And probably the best part about it is that you can’t customize the look at all!  Thank god.

There are some annoying things though, like the creepy way anybody who is friends with your friends can see any little thing you do (yes, I know about the privacy settings, thanks).

Anyway, I’m sure it will lose its appeal shortly, but as I said before the important thing is to be with the all the cool kids.  Already I’ve connected with long lost friends!

Breaking Bacon Related News

This just in, an Ohio state representative had to evacuate his office due to a suspicious package containing bacon.  Maybe he is a vegetarian?  Someone apparently sent him the bacon to symbolize his voting for measures containing legislative pork-barrel spending.

Of course I try to keep up on all bacon related news, but the part that really cracked me up was the picture of the bomb squad removing the bacon:

 

I knew it was bad for your heart, but...

I knew it was bad for your heart, but...

Evie learns what a computer is for

So today Sara got the bright idea to show Evie two websites on the computer, kitten war and the related site puppy war.  All of a sudden, comprehension dawned in Evie’s eyes…”Now I understand what a computer is for!  This is what my parents are doing on that machine all the time!”  Needless to say, those websites were right up her alley and she loved them.  She likes to vote for a few and then yell “Cat!” or “Doggie!” to make you switch to the other webpage.  I had completely forgotten those pages, I haven’t been there in probably 4 years or something.  I remember there used to only be like 8 dogs, so you had basically had them in every possible matchup.  In fact, we would know when someone added a new dog because we knew all the existing dogs so well.  Wow, what a pathetic loser I am.

Over the weekend we went to see a friend of ours, Katie, get married.  Let’s just say Evie had a BLAST! I’m not joking, I think it was literally the time of her life.  Between the dancing and the tons of other little kids and just the ability to run around all night, she was in seventh heaven.  Sara and I took turns running after her, but even still, we were exhausted at the end of the night.  She certainly wasn’t shy either, she was constantly running up to a table of people she didn’t know and climbing into a free chair as if to join the conversation.  At one point I started to wonder if someone spiked her sippy cup.  I said to her, “Evie, you are a crazy girl!” and she said, “CRAAAaaaaAAAaaaZY!” and kind of slowly fell over backwards.  So, to recap, Evie – fun time, mommy and daddy – exhausted.

Lately she has been kind of getting obsessed with things.  Like she thinks of something and then she just repeats it endlessly until it is in her grasp.  Like, she’ll wake up in the morning and suddenly start shouting, “Baby!  Baby!  Baby!” or “Elmo!” or “Flower!” or whatever else.  However, she is very easily distracted, so she switches topics very quickly.  Therefore, she has been tending to gather up a lot of things, like “Baby! Elmo! Horse! Boop! Elephack!” and then she starts dropping things because she can’t hold it all.  And you have to be careful what you mention around her because there are so many words that will set her off, like casually mentioning “water” in a sentence.

Finally, today I felt rather manly as I managed to install this water sprayer thing into the toilet to help clean the cloth diapers.  It only required two trips to the hardware store, so I hope you bet the under!

New words

Yesterday Evie learned a very important word: Pirate!  So, maybe it comes out like “Pie-rop”, but she can still say it when she points to a pirate (thanks Uncle Nate for the bath toys!)  Too bad she didn’t get it out in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

You can also see the video of her saying “exercise” which I think is an impressive word for a not quite 14 month old.

There is also another video of her in her favorite new shirt.  This was the first time she’s worn it, but every time we open her closet she says, “Cat! Cat!” and points to it.  She was very proud to wear it all day and kept showing it off to everybody.