Horror movie waiting to happen

Sometimes, things that happen in nature are 100 times scarier than anything you’ve seen in the movies.  I give you the Emerald Cockroach Wasp:

If you ever see one of these buggers, run!

If you ever see one of these buggers, run!

Looks innocent enough, right?  WRONG!  Let me tell you a little bit about the way this dude goes about his business.

1) The wasp stings a cockroach, temporarily paralyzing it.  Then it stings it again in a very, very specific place disabling a specific part of it’s brain.  I repeat, it has evolved to know just the exact place to sting, like a cockroach brain surgeon.

2) The cockroach’s brain is damaged in such away so as to leave no survival instinct – but everything else is intact (once the paralysis wears off).  That is to say, it can eat, move, etc. as it could before.

3) The wasp then chews off one of the roach’s antenna and uses it to lead the roach back to its burrow like dog on a leash.  Having no survival instinct at this point, it complacently follows.

4) The wasp lays an egg in the roach’s abdomen

Now here is where it gets truly horrifying.

5) The roach stays alive in the burrow making no attempt to escape. When the larva is hatched, it “consumes the roach’s internal organs in an order which guarantees that the roach will stay alive” until the larva is ready.  So again, this thing has evolved in such a manner that it’s young know which order to eat a roach’s organs to avoid killing it!

The part that creeps me out is the way it modifies the roach’s behavior only, leaving it capable to escape but having no desire to do so.  It kind of reminds me of The Happening, which is a super creepy movie that people didn’t like for some reason but I thought was haunting.

So what is creepier?  The Emerald Cockroach Wasp, or the fact that I recieved an email containing only that link with no explanatory text from someone?

500th Post!

My 500th post!  Who’d have thought when I started this thing I would ever reach such a milestone? Actually, when I think about it, it seems like I should have a lot more than 500…

Illusion of Color

How about something fun?

Check out this freaky illusion.  Basically you stare at the dot in the center of the picture for a few seconds and then mouse over the picture. The picture will look like it has normal coloring.  Now look away from the dot. Surprise!  The picture is actually black and white, but your eyes superimpose the photonegative of the coloring from the first picture making it seem colored.

Maybe it is cooler than it sounds.

Link via PlanetDan.

LeVar Burton

Now, it goes without saying that everybody loves LeVar Burton.

I haven’t spent much time contemplating LeVar Burton, that is, until this weekend.  Now when you mention LeVar Burton, certain characters come to mind.  For me it is Reading Rainbow (side note, did you know that was still on until 2005?) but I couldn’t fault you of thinking of Roots or Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation, in which he was best known for wearing a hair clip on his face:

Think about that, three different genres, three different iconic characters (well Reading Rainbow wasn’t a character, but still).  Most actors work their whole lives and never have one iconic show or character they are identified with.  But, did you also know he was on Captain Planet?  He was one of the planeteers!  Who knew?  (Incidentally, he was Kwame, a.k.a. Earth) Sure that is not as famous as the other three, but it is another different genre and certainly recongizeable to people of my generation.

This reminds me of something I’ve said about Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger.  5 Mr. Universe titles and 7 Mr. Olympia titles, the definitive action star, and governer of the most populous state.  He has reached the pinacle of three totally different careers!  In any one of those careers, people toil their entire lifes and never get to the top.

Now, I haven’t seen LeVar in anything else recently.  If you look at the timeframes, he was doing Star Trek, Reading Rainbow and Captain Planet simultaneously, so maybe he is taking a well earned break. Or maybe you jerks in Hollywood are ignoring this wonderful actor, this master of his craft, and stereotyping him into one of his many successful characters.  You want to talk about range?  Come on!  He’s not just one thing, living on the characters of his past!

That being said, here is the reason I was thinking about him.  It is a video of him singing the Reading Rainbow theme song at Diggnation in L.A.

And, what the heck, just for completion’s sake:

EDIT: I watched an episode of The Soup which aired before I wrote this, and who should randomly turn up but LeVar Burton?  I guess his publicist must be pushing him to get out there more and it must be working, since I wrote a blog post on it…

Grandma’s Pickles

My Grandma’s homemade pickles are the greatest food on this or any other planet in this or any other reality.  FACT.  If I were stranded on a desert island and I could only take one food with me to have forever, it would be my Grandma’s pickles.

I just wanted that on the record somewhere.