First Submission

Well, the story is officially in the mail!

Sara is dropping the envelope at the post office today. My story weighed in at around 5,700 words. I decided my first submission would be to Asimov’s Science Fiction. I think the subject matter would be a good fit for their magazine. I don’t necessarily think that the story is good enough for Asimov’s, but you never know if you don’t try. Maybe I am a prodigy!

Conventional wisdom says to find all of the markets that would be interested in your story and then submit to the highest paying one, working down to the lowest paying one. The obvious advantage being that when you do sell your story, you can be sure you got the most possible money for it. The disadvantage to this strategy is that the higher paying magazines are tougher to crack because they have more submissions to choose from and thus can demand higher quality. It also means that they take longer to respond. For me at least, this isn’t much of an issue since I am not in a hurry to make a sale, so I decided to go ahead with this route. The other downside of the better magazines is that they receive so many submissions they don’t have time for personalized rejections, which means my story won’t necessarily improve.

Nevertheless, I have a story out the door and that is a big moment. I’m sure there are lots of potential writers out there who never even make it so far. I am nervous for no reason that something will happen to it, like Sara will forget to buy and apply postage for the return envelope, even though I doubt this would happen. It’s like having someone else watch your baby.

No savoring this moment however, I’ve already started on my next story and I already feel like it will be much better. This will keep me occupied while the first story makes it’s rounds. I anticipate having several stories in circulation before I make my first sale.

Savory Cupcakes

My love of delicious cupcakes has been a topic of conversation on this blog, but what if the cupcakes were savory and not sweet? For example, what if they were meatloaf cupcakes with mashed potato frosting?

Enter the Meatloaf Bakery.

I don’t know exactly how I feel about it, but I think I like it. I haven’t tried them of course, but I would certainly be willing.  I would think the trick would be to keep from thinking of them as cupcakes. But I get a craving for meatloaf now and again, and I bet you can make some really delicious meatloaf if you put your mind to it.

Link courtesy Dabu. Dabu, why don’t you have a blog?

Attempting to Live the Dream

If you asked me if there was anything I wanted to accomplish before I died, I have only ever had one answer: to publish a book.

Despite this being my one long term goal, I have never made any progress toward it in any way. It always seemed like something there would be plenty of time for later on. Well guess what, the older you get the less time you have for such things! And time and tide, as they say, wait for no man. Not that I believe I need to take any creative writing classes or anything (I somehow managed to avoid taking any of them through college, though I don’t know why) but I certainly haven’t been working on a manuscript or writing anything at all, other than this blog of course.

I have plugged the heck out of Dreamsongs by George R.R. Martin on this blog, so I won’t go into it too much here. (EDIT: Because of the way things happened, this post ended up being published *before* the main GRRM post which kept getting pushed back due to more topical posts) But as I was going through the book and listening to Mr. Martin (who has probably vaulted Stephen King as my favorite author) speak about his early career, I had an awakening. In any job, your first position isn’t C.E.O.; you have to start at an entry level position and work your way up. I should say that another non-trivial event happening at around the same time was the necessity of making up hundreds of stories at mealtime for Evie to get her to eat. They are not the sort of thing you would ever write down, but they did flex the old creative muscles a bit and I found they liked the exercise.

It seems strange to me now that I had never considered writing short stories since A) they are shorter and thus easier to write, and B) I always prefer books of short stories to full length novels. But, believe it or not, it had never occurred to me until Dreamsongs. Immediately I began researching with my usual excitement, tenacity and attention to detail, leaving no stone unturned. I have read most everything I can find about professional publishing in the Science Fiction / Fantasy / Horror markets, my preferred genres. I have amassed a decent collection of links and references on such things.  I’m not sure if I want to put them up here, since it seems almost rude for a person who has no publishing credits to his name whatsoever to be putting advice and things on the Internet as if I have anything to teach anybody. 

So I researched and learned as much as I possibly could about what makes a saleable story, which is to say, not necessarily the greatest story of all time as judged by high school English class standards, but one that had commercial appeal. This included reading all the lists I could possibly find about what sorts of stories are clichéd, researching what markets were out there and what sorts of stories they accepted, reading other published stories, learning how you properly format your manuscript, etc. Now, armed with this knowledge, all I had to do was write a story.

After about 3 weeks, the 4th revision of my first story should be finished tonight and then I will ship it off for my first submission. It is a decent story, but I have already begun my second story which I think will be much better. It comes as no surprise that my first attempt might fall short of spectacular or, to put it another way, I don’t think anybody would disagree that you need to have practice to succeed.

I feel very confident because I have time on my side. I am not a starving writer who needs to sell a story to pay his rent. If I never sell a story, then I really don’t mind and at least I tried. In the meantime, it is definitely a more worthwhile hobby then surfing the net or watching T.V. And I really, honestly, truly enjoy the inventing and telling of stories. In fact, I keep thinking of good ideas much faster than I can write them. So, though it may take dozens of stories and years of time, I feel confident that sooner or later I will succeed.

The only question that remains to be seen is if, having published a story in a magazine, I can cross publishing off my list or if this will be a stepping stone to a full fledged novel. Or will it be a stone of another kind, sinking my ambition to the bottom of the sea.

I have chosen to keep this story writing (and thus this entry) private until such time that I feel this whole idea is not foolish. Or, until I decide that it is completely foolish and we can all have a good laugh about it.

Birthday parties are fun

Over the weekend the big event was going to a birthday party for my boss’ daughter. Evie had a blast! It is all she could talk about ever since then. When we asked her right after we left what she did at the party, her only answer was “share”. Since then though, she’s discussed all of her favorite aspects of the party including watching the birthday girl open her presents (“Sit in chair! Watch!”), watching her blow out the candles, eating, seeing doggies and playing pretend with the kitchen and plastic food in the basement. No mention of the other kids, the piñata, or the lady who was hired to play music, other than to complain that it was “loud”. Her other complaint was, “Doggie kiss face. Keep her safe!” (by “her” she means “me”) She’s not a fan of dog kisses. She also got a gift basket with many exciting gifts such as bubbles, a froggie and her very first jar of play-doh. As far as the play-doh is concerned, she likes it a lot but all she wants to do is rip it into tiny pieces. Then you are expected to roll it all back together so she can start ripping again.

Other highlights of the weekend included:

  • Some child was making us plates of plastic food at the party. One plate had one tiny petit four in the center of it and the other plate was covered in food, barely containing it all. “This one’s for the big guy!” he said, handing it to me.
  • Evie likes to have songs sung to her while she eats. She won’t tell you what song she wants to hear, but as you try to sing different songs she says no to every one. So finally, after innumerable rejections, she was saying no to the song I was singing and I ignored her and kept singing. She said to me, “I’m shaking my head no!”
  • Now that the weather has been nicer, she wants to go outside all the time. She has many tricks to try to get you to take her outside, but I guess she decided to try the straight forward approach.  She said to me,  “Good bye, see you later, I’m taking yankee doodle and the purse!” and then walked over and tried to open the front door.

We also tried to get Evie to fingerpaint, but she wasn’t very into it. As soon as the paint got on her hand she started yelling, “Wipe it off!” I guess I should have seen that coming since earlier in the day she refused to stand up in the sand box because she didn’t want to use her hand to push herself up since that would require touching the sand.

Garden Season II – Potential Hiatus

Just when I write a nice post about the garden, we hear word of its ultimate demise. I mentioned before that there was some doubt about its future and, according to the most recent transmission, the garden will be closed in the “fall of this year” to be used as “staging during construction” of a new building. The semi-good news is that the University “would be willing to help relocate the community garden to a new site”.  This is only semi-good because A) there’s no where that could possibly be as convinient for us as where it is now, and B) who knows what that means in terms of our plot personally (i.e. the garden may be smaller and we may be bumped, the individual plots may be smaller, etc.)

On the other hand, someone made an absolutely awesome webpage for the garden! As a programmer, it does my very soul good to see such a beautiful, clean, focused, professional website. And it contains everything you could ever need. Including the wiki for gardening tips was a stroke of genius! I didn’t see anything to indicate the identity of the creator of the webpage, be it an individual or company, but I would certainly recommend them based on this web page alone.