Accordion vs. Guitar

I remember one time my friends Jeremy and Chris were arguing about which is harder to learn how to play, the piano or the guitar. The argument basically went like this:

  • The piano is easier, because someone with no knowledge whatsoever of the piano can sit down and pick out a tune. You can’t do that on guitar.
  • The guitar is easier, because after you learn a few basic chords, you can play the vast majority of most songs.

Now that I am making some meager attempt to learn the accordion, I have discovered that they were both right! They are two totally different instruments, that both have their own advantages as far as ease of learning go. Keep in mind that I am less than a beginner when it comes to the accordion, so take my opinions with a grain of salt!

Advantage Guitar

  • Usually with guitar, you only play the rhythm part. You might learn a couple of little tidbits of picking here or there, particularly intros to songs, but during the song you usually only play the part that is sort of background, and then sing the melody. On accordion, you have to play both, simultaneously.
  • For guitar, any song you can ever think of is available online, for free. I assumed it would be the same for the accordion. Not so! It is very, very difficult to find free music for songs. Usually you have to purchase a book containing sheet music. The other downside to this is that I usually check out 2 or 3 guitar versions of a song and pick and choose what I like about each (there are always many different ways to play any song). I don’t think I will be getting 2 or 3 versions of a song if I have to pay for each one.
  • Guitar has a special, condensed way of designating how to play, called tab (or tablature) which is very easy to learn. For the accordion, you more or less have to learn to read sheet music. I haven’t looked at sheet music since 4th grade band. I am literally starting at square 1.
  • On a guitar, you have two actions to perform: playing the chords with one hand, and strumming with the other hand. On the accordion, you also have to play with two hands, but in addition you need to work the bellows. 2 is easier than 3.

Advantage Accordion

  • Like my friend said, with the piano you can sit down and pick out a song. The first time I picked up the accordion, I could play *something* (even if it was Three Blind Mice). There’s no way you could sit down and figure out a tune on guitar.
  • With the accordion, there are no hurt fingers! To really practice the guitar, you have to expect painful finger tips until you build up your callouses. If you play infrequently, like I do, your callouses go away, and your playing time is usually limited by how much pain you can handle in your fingers. It seems kind of crazy when I say it like that, but it’s true.
  • On the accordion, there are no sour notes. Nobody will believe me on this, but it’s true! The only sounds you can make are coming through tuned reeds. When you hit the G-chord button, you get a G-chord. On the guitar, you get rattling strings, badly formed chords, misplaced fingers. All sorts of hazards.
  • Any piano training is useful. I didn’t happen to have any, but if you already know how to play the piano, you could probably just start playing an accordion. I suppose there are other stringed instruments that you could know which would translate over into guitar, but the knowledge of these instruments is a lot less common than knowledge of piano.
Overall, in my limited experience so far, I believe the accordion is easier to learn how to play than the guitar, even including the extra stuff I have to learn, like how to read sheet music. But maybe I’ll change my mind as time goes along.

5 ways my wife is turning into my mother

They say that you marry someone like your mother or father (depending on your gender). In my case, I would say that couldn’t be further from the truth. Sara is nothing like my mom. However, in the past few years, some eerie similarities have begun to develop. Keep in mind that none of these things were true when I met her, or when we got married, but have only developed recently. I think we have to consider the possibility that something is turning her into my mother, possibly against her will.

  1. She makes me eat weird flours, powders, and organic food – Sara hasn’t met a dish yet that couldn’t do with a pinch of flaxseed. My mom’s fridge has so many different kinds of flour, I don’t know how she even finds the one she wants. Flaxseed, powders, vital wheat gluten, eye of newt. It’s like healthier eating through witchcraft. As a side note, for something called vital wheat gluten, it sure wasn’t vital for most of my life. And yet, we now somehow have a case of it in the freezer. I’m not exactly complaining about this, after all, Sara put spinach in my smoothie and I liked it, it’s just not something I would choose to do on my own.
  2. She makes me go outside and exercise – When I was little, my mother was constantly forcing me outside against my will. I was not an outside boy. I was perfectly happy to stay indoors with a good book (or a bad book, if things got desperate). I actually don’t have anything against the outdoors, it’s exercise I am opposed to. However, Sara insists that she doesn’t want to spend her retirement without me, so I need to get off my keister. Though Sara’s methods of motivation are different, the result is the same.
  3. She keeps a compost pail – My mom always used old milk containers. However, at home, we had to walk in the direction of the garden to get to the garage, so we emptied them more often (not to mention the kids were a cheap labor source). In our house there are two seasons, winter and fruit fly. Sara got a new compost pail for Christmas, so hopefully that will be the end of the fruit flies. Either that or we’ll wait for our kids to get big enough to empty the slop.
  4. She’s hell-bent on saving the Earth – Okay, this one isn’t really new since I met Sara. After all, her frustration with water pollution is well documented. However, it seems to have reached a fevered pitch lately. My mom never actually made her own cleaning products, but it certainly seems like something she’d do. We don’t have a “We Recycle!” bumper sticker yet, but I’m sure it’s the next step along the path of becoming my mom.
  5. She has switched us over to non-stick pans – It turns out all that Teflon isn’t good for you, but it sure is easier to clean. When my mom switched us from non-stick pans to ultra-stick pans, she increased the difficulty of dish-washing x 10. I *hate* dish-washing! Anything that makes it worse is no good. And now I’m in the middle of the ultra-stick revolution, version 2.0.

Okay, so maybe all of those things are targeted at making me healthier. Maybe something about me would make anybody look at me and go, “For God’s sake man, you’re actually turning into a puddle of muscle-less jelly!” Or maybe I’ve been lucky to be graced with not one, but two women who care enough about me and about the Earth to put in the work to improve them.

It’s either that, or maybe there’s some sort of body snatcher plot afoot. With my luck, it seems more likely to be the latter.

Can I pull off hipster glasses?

I need new glasses, and I’m thinking of getting something radically different. On the other hand, I’ve had similar glasses for so long, that I’m not sure if I can really wrap my head around something new. I usually go for very small glasses that sort of disappear into my face. So I ask you, Internet, can I pull off big, thick glasses?

More or less creepy?

As Sara pointed out, glasses like that typically go better with nicer clothes than hooded sweatshirts

So, what sayest thou?

Happy Birthday to Me

I’m having the biggest and best birthday party a person can have…

Dessert of the Month – Part II

Last year for Christmas, my mother-in-law gave me the gift of a dessert every month. Unfortunately, the year has finally come to a close, so here are the rest of the desserts. You can see the first six months here.

July – Peaches with Honey Chevreau cheese

August – Peach crisp

September – New Orleans Praline Brownies

October – Aunt Helen’s Apple Pie Cake with homemade whipped cream

November – Pumpkin Marble Cheesecake (with gingersnap crust)

December – Bûche de Noël with Nutella mouse filling, chocolate ganache frosting and meringue mushrooms


Has it really been a year already? 🙂 Thanks again Barb, they were all delicious. I’m very disappointed that I have no more deserts to look forward to. However, Evie immediately volunteered herself and her mommy to start making the desserts instead! So maybe they don’t have to stop!