Yaaaaaar!

Happy talk like a pirate day, ye salty dog!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

No time for the jibba jabber

I think I-Film said it best:

Synopsis
Mr. T regales us with a hip hop ode to his mama.

Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat Her right

M is for the moan, and the miserable groanย 
from the pain that She felt when I was born
O is for the oven with it’s burnin’ heat
where She stood makin’ sure I had something to eat
T is for the time that She stayed up at night
and took my temperature when I wasn’t feelin’ right
H is for the hard earned money She spent
to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da’ rent
E is every wrinkle I put on Her face
and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late

The last letter R is that She taught me Respect
and for the room up in Heaven that I know She’ll get

Remember, be somebody or be somebody’s fool.

Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard

Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard

I like how it’s divided into sections for convenience when making prank phone calls! ๐Ÿ™‚

Great football headline

Buccaneers: Cox out for week two

Interesting strategy, I’m not sure how it helps in football…

Pirate mouse

I was walking in the grocery store today and I saw the coolest thing of all time!

Too bad it doesn’t have a scroll wheel or anything, but I still thought it would be cool to bring it to work.