Hoo-boy

You’re not going to want to miss this…
“A new hip-hop feud is brewing that glamorizes not guns and ‘hos but Java and secure encryption algorithms.

While gangsta rap is seen as celebrating the violence and aggression that claimed two of its brightest stars, “geeksta” rap is a hip-hop genre celebrating coding skills and school grades.”

And how did I know that Purdue was going to figure into that somehow?

By the way, you absolutely don’t want to miss the lyrics to “So Much Drama in the PhD” including such brutal attacks as:
“Your mom circulates like a public key,  
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME

and
“What’s wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.” 

That’s right, MC Plus Plus.

Domain names

I came across this awhile ago on snopes, but I forgot how funny it was until I stumbled upon it again.  Basically, it’s about domain names registered by companies who may not have realized what they were registering:

Italian branch of PowerGen          powergenitalia.com 
who represents?                    whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange                        expertsexchange.com
Mole Station Native Nursery     molestationnursery.com
and of course
Pen Island
                              penisland.net

When Paul Anka moves, he slices like a fucking hammer

Okay, every time I watch Gilmore Girls (which is once a week religiously) and Lorelai references the fact that she named her dog Paul Anka, I think of this.

Paul Anka makes five main points in this pep-talk to his band:

1) He wants the band wearing shirts, not t-shirts.
2) Wearing t-shirts indicates to Mr. Anka that “a lot of loose shit is going on here.”
3) There is only one important person on the stage, and that person is Mr. Paul Anka. No one else is irreplaceable, including, as he says, “Jesus Christ.”
4) You fuckers will all be fired unless you straighten your loose shit out and get some “integrity” and “fucking character.” As Mr. Anka patiently explains: “Don’t make a fucking maniac out of me!”
and, most importantly:
5) “When I fucking move, I slice like a fucking hammer.”

And don’t miss the Paul Anka Haiku contest!

You just can’t make stuff like this up

How’s this for a football headline:

Johnson unhappy with how little he was utilized

Seriously.

Cool Pics

Check out some sweet solar eclipse pictures.