Okay, I don’t know if this is real or not, but if it is this is pretty funny!

Chimfex File Suppressor – SOLD OUT
Product ID: 5RU-3412  

Due to a fire at the Factory the Chimfex product is no longer available. Chimfex Flame and Fire Suppressant combat chimney fires! Smother flames quickly, safely, NO water damage. Chimfex sticks are indispensable as your first line of defense for controlling fires that occur from creosote build-up in residential and commercial fireplace flues and other chimney exhaust systems. Fast, toss-in convenience allows you to react effectively to control flames and heat build-up during a chimney fire until professional help arrives. CAUTION: ALWAYS CALL YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT FIRST! After a fire always have your system thoroughly inspected by a qualified professional to assure safety.

Buy 12 or more – $12.49 each.

Due to a fire at the Factory the Chimfex product is no longer available.

I’ve only been blogging like once a week so once I get around to it I just have so many things to put in here!

Okay, first off, you know how on myspace you can send people little “picture comments”?  I mean, they’re pretty dumb in general, but tell me this isn’t funny:

I mean, they have a picture for anything!  (Thanks to Danielle for that)

So we were walking in Target the other day and Sara holds up a box of panty liners and says, “Why is this one so much cheaper than this one?” and I said, “I’m SURE I don’t know.” and this older lady that was walking by gave an involuntary snort of laughter.  I guess you kind of had to be there, but you’ll just have to take my word for it that it was funny.  She could obviously sympathize with a poor husband who would be subjected to that.

Okay, there are a lot of pictures here, but they are the coolest pictures of clouds you’ve ever seen.  The thing that really strikes you looking at them is that a lot of them look like the traditional spaceship, so you can see how people could take pictures of these could formations and pass them off as pictures of spaceships!

Because I’m such a nice guy, I’m going to provide you with this guide on how to win at rock/paper/scissors!  No, contrary to what you might think, it is very interesting.  Obviously I’ve never taken it that seriously, but it is interesting hearing about the psychology behind it.  Obviously the person who wrote this really knows his stuff.

Finally, I’ll leave you with this nice recipie for “Dishwasher Salmon with a Piquant Dill Sauce.”  That’s right, you make it in your dishwasher.