I was taking a shower today and I heard the door open and close.  I said, “Hello?” assuming it was Sara…but nobody answered.  So I waited awhile but it was completely silent and then I started to get nervous so I said, “Are there any Axe Murderers out there?”  Still no answer and I thought, “Geez, I’m so stupid!  Why leave them a loop hole??”  I don’t want someone later to say, “Well, you asked about Axe Murderers and I’m really more of a Knife Murderer.”  (“I have a hacksaw.”  “Oooh, I’m an axe murderer”  See below)  So I said, “Are there any murderers of any kind out there?”  Still nothing.  Then I started thinking, “What if I am actually their first victim?  So they wouldn’t actually be a murderer yet…”  So I was formulating another question, but then I just decided to get out of the shower. 

And p.s. it was just the cat.