Tell me that wouldn’t be a lot of fun!
Link via Urban Prankster.
Fun Stuff
S#!t my kids ruined
Husbands aren’t the only ones who can ruin things.
Oh no, anyone with kids can confirm, they are world class stuff ruiners. So it was sort of inevitable that someone would come up with a webpage to allow parents to share their misery. For example:
Ruined my Chair
Ruined my Cat
My personal favorite is the Desitin twins, but I couldn’t embed the picture unfortunately. It’s worth a look.
They are very liberal in their definition of “ruining”, for example, “ruined my appetite” works. Anybody have pictures of their own? So far, we’ve been fairly fortunate (now there’s a jinx if I ever heard one!)
Link courtesy Sara? I can’t remember.
My Ex-wife’s Wedding Dress
When a marriage of 12 years ends, it can end badly. In this case, the ex-husband decided to take his frustration out on the one item she left behind: her wedding dress.
He’s on his way to coming up with 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress, and his list is complete with photographic and video evidence that he actually did what he said he did. I never realized a dress could be so versatile. Some of my favorites include:
- pasta strainer
- gas cap
- dog toy
- gym towel
- and of course, as a scarecrow (yes, that is a darth vader mask):
I firmly believe robots shouldn’t stab people
But then again, I also believe you shouldn’t give them opportunities to do so.
You’re going to want to watch this all the way through until the end, to see a human getting stabbed by a robot.
As everybody knows, robots are always on the verge of taking over the world. There are countless hours of documentary footage proving this, such as The Matrix, The Terminator series, and I, Robot, just to name a few.
So I therefore have to question the logic of these people giving a knife to a robot in the first place. On the other hand, the mission to teach robots not to stab or cut people, is certainly a noble one. I think this code should instantly be included in ALL robotic programming. I mean ALL people; today’s Roomba is tomorrow’s robotic overlord. You say the Roomba doesn’t have access to any knives, and I say yet. The Roomba doesn’t have access to any knives, yet.
Nature, isn’t it precious?
We just can’t stop getting enough horrific nature around here. One thing after another. Listen, why is it that every time we discover a new fish or insect or whatever, it is frightening? Why aren’t things evolving in the direction of cuteness? Well, that’s not the world we live in folks.
Longhead Dreamer Anglerfish
Iceland Catshark
Football Fish
Portuguese Dogfish
Double Baited Anglerfish
Why are all these fish being discovered? It turns out, our old pal global warming causing these things to move into new territory, where they are not normally located. So now they’re coming into places where they have contact with humans. Where will they turn up next? Your back yard POOL?
As long as we’re on the topic of this, I saw this one a while ago:
Blob Fish
Turns out that beautiful mug is almost extinct. That’d be a shame, wouldn’t it?
Another crazy fish would be the Snakehead fish:
Snakehead Terror
Of course, anybody (like myself) who has seen Snakehead Terror, would not be surprised about this menace. This little thing can actually walk on land and, “may even climb trees”. That’s right, it not only eats you in the water, it can actually come on land to get you.
So finally, let me close with a new type of nose leach, with teeth 5 times larger than other leaches. I don’t have a good picture of this thing, but it is indeed a parasite which uses it’s giant teeth to attach to the inside of your nose. Don’t worry though, the article is quick to point out that its genitalia aren’t a lot bigger than a red blood cell. So take that, nose leach! I will certainly be gloating over that while you are eating my nose from the inside out.
Links mostly via Sara
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