I’ve seen this somewhere before

Now here is a street performer I would pay to see! Seriously, this guy blew my mind. It really gets good around 1:30, so you might want to skip a bit.

Hmm, wait a minute, does this guy remind you of anybody?

All I’m saying is, don’t let Jennifer Connelly babysit around this guy…

Link via FailBlog.

No Vampires Allowed

Link via Oddly Specific who said, “It’s good to know Pepsi supports this decision, even if only by implication”.

Who needs a gnome?

Lloyd the gnome is currently guarding our garden, and doing a decent job at it. So far this year, no poachers. However, I think Lloyd is about to be superseded. Gnomes aren’t really that scary. But zombies are.

That’s right, a garden zombie from (who else?) ThinkGeek. It’s a little pricey at $90, but who hasn’t wanted to have their own garden zombie?

Yeesh, never mind, that thing’s too scary.

Hairacy!

When we were in Michigan earlier this week, I saw the best hair salon name ever: Hairacy!

What is it about hair salons that they just love the pun-y names? I’ve seen more than I can remember (by which I mean of course that I can’t think of them now, when I would need to). I remember a Hairaphernalia which I believe was in West Virginia. And of course, there is Curl Up & Dye from Blues Brothers.

But I think Hairacy! is my all time favorite. It not only is a terrible, groan inducing pun, but it also manages to belittle the idea of heresy at the same time. Heresy is a charge that could get a man killed in some parts of the world. Then again, I suppose hairacy could also get a man killed in some barber shops.

“I gotta tell you Joe, I think I like this guy’s haircut better than yours.”
::Joe slams his fist down on the table:: “Hairacy!”

The fact that they put that exclamation mark there as part of their name sort of confirms that “hairacy!” is a term that must be shouted.

So here’s to you terribly named hair salons. You’re going to have to work pretty hard to take back the top spot. (Hairaphernalia declares this statement hairacy)

Mila’s Daydreams

Mila’s Daydreams.

Most. Adorable. Blog. Ever!

She waits until her baby falls asleep and then arranges blankets and things around her to make elaborate pictures. If these don’t make you smile, then you have no soul!

There are more available at the blog, and believe me, it took every ounce of willpower I had to limit this post to only 6 pictures! That kid must be some sleeper.