The internet says:
Did you bring what I asked?
Puny human says:
Yes, here is some lip balm
The internet says:
Apply a protective layer of our Lip Balm, and your dry or chapped lips will certainly agree.
Puny human says:
Okay, I will. Wow, I can feel my lips being soothed as we speak!
The internet says:
Wow me can feel my lips being soothed as we speak.
Puny human says:
Wait, that’s what I just said, except without the pirate speak.
The internet says:
Do you like it when a girl makes the first move.
Puny human says:
Yes
The internet says:
Whether you agree fully, partially, or not at all with the the book, .
Puny human says:
What book?
The internet says:
World Book Online Reference Center: Core refernce collections; documents, selections, online reference books in major subject areas at the World Book Online .
Puny human says:
Oh, I agree fully with that book.
The internet says:
The big surprise for me was that the answer isn’t just that there are too many .
Puny human says:
I didn’t think the Internet could be surprised by anything
The internet says:
And I wish you could have been there with me, but you gave me enough confidence that I .
Puny human says:
I would have been there, but my router went down. Why don’t you finish your sentences?
The internet says:
There are a few other books which I have set my eyes on but I figure it .
Puny human says:
Talking Internet, you talk too much.
The internet says:
you are right, if you say you talk too much.
Puny human says:
Buuuuuurn!
Fun Stuff
FSMism
I belive I spoke before about the religion I have now joined, Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism.
Well now you too can share in his noodlyness’ eternal sauce with devotions hymns here and here.
There are such great lyrics as:
“Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are”
and (with translation):
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE. . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
RAMEN . . . Aaaww yeeeah, you know dat’s right.
May you all be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
Fantasy Draft II
I feel like my team is better in my money league, but I like my draft in this league too. I really love my starters, but I’m hurting for depth especially in WR.
8 man league, I was drafting 8th:
DeRegulators
R. Moss
D. McAllister
A. Johnson
K. Jones
S. Jackson
Ro. Williams
D. Brees
A. Crumpler
K. McCardell
C. Williams
Buffalo
M. Vick
M. Bennett
R. Williams
R. Caldwell
R. Longwell
There was one guy who just had like the worst draft ever. He had no clue what he was doing and reached on almost every single pick. His draft was a train wreck. Oh well, good for me! 🙂
Fantasy Draft
First fantasy draft of the season!!! 1 down, 1 to go. I feel pretty good about my draft. This is my keeper league that I’ve been in for 4 years running now and I have my best keepers I’ve ever had. I feel like I got great value for my picks.
8 man league, first 2 rounds are keepers
The King of Prussia
Shaun Alexander
Deuce McAllister
Javon Walker
Donovan McNabb
Roy Williams
LaMont Jordan
Steve Smith
Chris Chambers
Algae Crumpler
Michael Bennett
Tom Brady
Eddie Kennison
Pittsburgh D
Ricky Williams
Duce Staley
Ryan Longwell
I’ll let you know how tomorrow turns out…
Best. Headline. Ever.
“Johnson injury isn’t serious”
Shane Halbach 