From the Mouths of Babes

Superbowl Champions

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Superbowl XLV is in the books, and the Green Bay Packers are officially the world champions!

The sun is brighter, the air is sweeter, traffic was lighter, and there were even Bears fans complaining on the radio. Life is good!

What a game it was. I don’t even know if I could say that I enjoyed the game, because it was so nerve wracking. In retrospect, now that everything is said and done and the Packers won it all, I can say that the last 6 weeks or so were about as fun of a ride to the Superbowl as anybody could ever want.

Having to beat the Giants and then the Bears the last two weeks of the season to squeak into the playoffs. Coming in as a 6th seed and beating both Philly and Atlanta on the road. Beating the Bears AGAIN in the NFC championship game. And finally winning the whole shebang, and putting up awesome numbers against a very good Steelers team.

The game itself was a nail-bitter for me. After all the injuries this season (15 guys on IR! Many of them starters!), then to see Woodson and Driver leave the game, along with Shields and Collins (who both ended upcoming back), was almost too much to bear. I told Sara, “Thank god this is the last game of the season…I couldn’t take another one.” Watching the Packers jump out to a 21-3 lead and then slowly squander it away through dropped pass after dropped pass. Just writing this paragraph is raising my blood pressure.

Evie caught my excitement and was pretty excited:

Evie: “Go Packers! I’m so excited I let some drool out of my mouth!”

I might have been a little overly enthusiastic myself, especially in terms of high-fiving:

Evie: “Ow, you  hurt my hands!”

Overall, what a good year for football! I won my survival league, I finished the regular season in 1st place in my fantasy league, and even though I only ended up in 3rd after the playoffs, it still payed out. And now, the Superbowl of course. You cannot beat the trifecta of football wins!

In fact, I can only thing of two football related things to complain about:

  1. Due to some setting on either my Tivo or my digital converter box, the score board is off the side of my tv, making it impossible to see the score or the game clock. The score isn’t a big deal, but not knowing how much time is on the clock at the end of the game is a very bad thing!
  2. The Packers have a sore lack of a theme song of some sort. There are plenty of songs out there, generally of the one off, super-cheesy (no pun intended) variety. But I’m talking an official, Packers’ authorized chant or song, similar to Fly Eagles Fly, Bear Down Chicago Bears, or even J-E-T-S-Jets-Jets-Jets. Preferably something old and classic. Some kind of rallying cry that every Packers fan everywhere would know. The closest we come are the ultra-generic, “du-duh-duh-ch du-duh-duh-ch GO PACK GO” and playing “I want to bang on the drum all day“, which is used by several other football teams. You’d think a team with this much history and tradition would have picked up some sort of unique fight song somewhere along the way!

One more funny quote during the game:

Sara: “Don’t have another [diet caffeine free] pop. You’ll be up peeing all night.”

Am I really that old?

Quote Monday Totally Freaks Out

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Evie: “…and when they did the zero, all of the kids were totally freaking out!”

Evie: “She dances. In her way.”

Sara: “Grandma Kathy set her wedding date.”
Evie, whispering wistfully: “Then, on that day, daddy will finally have a step-father!”

Me: “Then I can finally realize my dream of only talking to people through a computer.”
Sara: “You would die [if you couldn’t talk to people].”
Me:  “I will have you to talk to.”
Sara: “It might be at my hands.”

Evie: “Oh my brother, is he hurt? Does he need to go to the hospital?”
Sara: “No, I don’t think he needs to go to the hospital.”
Evie: “When will he need to go to the hospital?”
Sara: “Hopefully, never.”
Evie: “Sometimes wishes never come true.”

Quote Monday is somewhat unpredictable

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Evie: “Can I have two cookies?”
Sara: “No.”
Evie: “We’ll see…”
Sara: “No!”

I guess that was the answer she was hoping for…

::We had been playing mermaid and Evie was bummed we had to go somewhere in the car::
Me: “Lets pretend everything we see is something underwater. I see a seahorse swimming by!”
Evie: “I see…a cat swimming underwater!”

Me: “Evie, why is this light on? I told you not to turn it on.”
Evie: “…because I forgot to turn it off?” – meaning, she turns it on every day during her relaxing time, and then turns it off before we come down to get her. Her honesty is…refreshing?

Me: “Pull up your pants, your panties are showing.”
Evie: “Ooh la la!”

Quote Monday enjoys the great outdoors

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Evie: “Grandpa, do you have a 6?”
Grandpa: “No, go fish.”
::Evie draws a different pair::
Evie: “Grandpa, do you have a 6?”
Grandpa: “No, go fish.”
::Evie draws a different pair::
Evie: “Grandpa, do you have a 6?”
Grandpa: “No, go fish!”
Evie, to herself: “He still doesn’t have any 6s!”

Evie: “Brr, my teeth are cheddering!”

::Sara and I were overheard talking about a police officer who got killed::
Evie: “He got shot?”
Sara: “Yes, honey.”
Evie: “But why did they do that??”
Sara: “The man was a really bad man.”
Evie, extremely worried: “But…is he going to eat him?”
::Sara and I cracking up::
Sara: “That’s right honey, you should only shoot something if you plan on eating it.”

Me: “Okay Evie, new rule! No more naked bike riding.” – Well, technically she was wearing slippers.

Quote Monday Has Jokes

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Evie: “Knock knock”
Sara: “Who’s there?”
Evie: “Banana! HA HA HA! That’s the joke part!”

Evie: “Knock knock”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Evie: “Joke.”
Me: “Joke who?”
Evie: “HA HA HA!”

Evie, knocking on the bathroom door: “Knock knock!”
Me: “Who is it?”
Evie: “No daddy, you say, ‘Who’s there?’ Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Evie: “Evie. HA HA HA!”

Me: “Someone’s coming tomorrow.”
Evie: “Who?”
Me, teasing: “Oh, I don’t know, a space alien.”
Evie: “Aunt Anna?”

Evie, singing Hark the Herald Angel Sings: “God and sinners, wreck-and-smile”