Absolutely no one:
Alex: “If someone says, ‘That’s my guessssss!’ they’re probably being controlled by a snake.”

Me: “Will you draw an invisible picture for me?”
Alex: “Here it is!”
Me: “What is it?”
Alex: “It’s as big pile of inappropriate words.”

Alex: “I just got water up my nose. It feels like getting tested for Corona.”

It is both hilarious and deeply sad that this is a sentence that made sense to everybody.