You know how you want to stock up your Zombie Apocalypse bunker, but you (r wife) just never quite (lets you) get the time to go around and actually get the supplies? Well, now you can just pick them up next time you’re out shopping.

Costco now offers the complete 3-month, 2-person Food Supply with 55-gallon Barrel Water Storage System, for the low, low price of $999.99 (because there’s no way I would pay $1,000 for it). We’re talking “4,251 Total Servings which Averages Over 2,000 Calories Per Person Per Day”. My question is, how much space does it actually take up? It seems like it must be huge.

I will give them credit, they do have nice, colorful marketing images. It looks downright cheery!

Apocalypse with a Smile!

I have to wonder, though, if the cheeriness and marketing is really appealing to the target market. I’m not sure those colorful cans would go with the average survivalist shelter decor.

In case you are nervous about plunking your money down, good news! There are reviews. Nobody has given it less than a full 5 star rating. Looks like a winner!

Link via Sara.