Check out this little guy:

Due to a horrific tortoise accident, doctors had to amputate a leg. Rather than just leaving the poor guy to suffer, they replaced the missing leg with a wheel. Sure, he can’t walk in the wild, but apparently he does okay on tile.

Maybe they should replace the other front leg as well, maybe give him a little motor or something. Then again, maybe all that speed would blow his tiny mind. Maybe the world isn’t ready for ultra-fast tortoises. Maybe their slow speed is the only thing between them and world domination.

Link via Sara who sent me this a while ago, but then today it showed up on FailBlog. I guess I need to work these in faster so I can be first!