Well everybody, we all have a new reason to be fat. I give you the 5th/3rd burger:

For those of you not in the know, the Grand Rapids minor league baseball team The Whitecaps, plays in 5th/3rd Park, named after the bank. So this would be something you would consume while watching a baseball game obviously.

I will give you the important statistics here.

• The burger contains a delicious “five one-third pound hamburger patties on top of that. (Get it, 5/3 pounds of beef for the Fifth Third Burger?)”
• Other ingredients include cheese, chili, salsa, nacho cheese, fritos, lettuce, tomato, and sour cream.
• The burger totals in at more than 4,800 calories 
• Other scary stats include “nearly 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium.”

And all we got are some lousy Tin Caps…although I guess it is kind of hard to make a 5,000 calorie apple.