I have this eye thing.  I don’t like to touch them, I don’t like to see them touched, I don’t even really like to see a close up picture of them.  It just freaks me out and makes my eyes water.  Of course, knowing this, some people think it is quite hilarious to send me links and pictures of exactly that sort of thing.  So, recently I’ve received a couple of crazy links.  The thing is, I don’t doubt for a second that this is real.  People do way crazier things all the time!

The first is related to putting tiny diamonds in your contacts.  It actually looks kind of cool, if you forget about the fact that diamonds can cut anything, even eyeballs.

The second one is a little bit crazier.  I can hardly watch this video.  I don’t know why you would want to do this one though because it seems so much more annoying and it doesn’t even really look cool!