While I spend most of my days worrying about and preparing for the Zombie Apocolypse, we musn’t forget there are many other dangers out there.  Luckily, there are people out there monitoring these other threats such as Humans United Against Robots (HUAR).  But people have mostly forgotten one major threat revealed to us back in 1993; Velociraptors.  They are much faster and craftier than zombies, but luckily there are much fewer of them.  Still, they should be taken seriously and I was pleasantly surprised to discover there are people out there still worrying about their activity.

So, just in case we have any projectionists out there in the audience, here is a comprehensive training video for projectionists in the event of velociraptor attack.  I apologize for the profanity, but you know how projectionists are.  And Canadian projectionists at that!

So, to summarize, don’t forget your Allen key.