A funny story:

What’s worse than asking someone who is not pregnant when they are due?  Asking someone when their TWINS are due 3 weeks after they were born.  Out of courtesy, I will not name the person who made this mistake because they are a reader of this blog.

An odd story:

The other night I heard a sound in the night, sort of a soft thump.  It half woke me up, so the details of this part are kind of hazy and dream like.  My recollection is that I heard a thump and then Sara handed me a double-A battery.  We didn’t know where it came from but I just assumed it fell from the sky and thumped onto our bed.  I set it on my nightstand.  The next morning, I happened to notice that the clock was on the floor and eventually we pieced together that it must have fallen off the wall in the middle of the night, (and not made a sound?) hit the ground face down thus catapulting the battery up over the foot board and about 5 feet into our bed.

A creepy story:

We were standing in Walmart making a pet tag for Nala and this creepy old guy came over and was just sort of hovering around staring at our baby.  I kept glancing up to see if he had left but he hadn’t!  Lurking and leering.  Finally as we turned to leave he mumbled, “Keep her bashful.  There are a lot of nitwits out there who will do things to little girls.”  It was creepy to the max.