Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Sara!

Not too many plans for her birthday. We were going to try to go out to eat, but now as it gets closer we are too nervous about Evie crying and stuff I think. So I don’t know what we’ll do.

I haven’t had much of a chance to post in here lately…we’ve been pretty exhausted. We’re still getting used to things and not sleeping as much as we are accustomed to! Nothing new to report really…he days sort of run together!

What happened since the last update? Sara’s mom stayed with us for a week and helped a lot with the cleaning, laundry, meals and dishes. She also found time to do a lot more sewing! What’s left you say? A window seat for the baby’s room, sewing the edges of tons of flanel squares for wipes, re-sewing by hand one of the curtains, and making several throw pillows.

Two Sundays ago I went to the Cubs game for a friend’s bachelor party. Well, I should say I *tried* to go. We saw 3 innings and then stayed in the rain for 2 hours before the game was canceled. There’s $80 down the drain! One friend collected up all the ticket stubs and is going to try to sell the rain checks together, so maybe we will recoup some of that. It wasn’t all bad though, it was fun hanging out with everybody and being inside Wrigley Field for the first time.

Last weekend my mom came. I was worried she would try to steal Evie when she left! 🙂 She obviously enjoyed her time with the baby and also helped with meals and dishes and helped me clean the condo from top to bottom (including bathrooms!). She also made a cake for Sara’s birthday that was delicious. I hope she has a chance to come more often but she is always so busy.

Okay, so let me clear out some items I’ve been saving up.

First off, the British military actually had to send out a press release denying that they released man eating badgers in Iraq!
UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”

Second, this is a little old. Read this article about a bank scare in the computer game Second Life. It is a very strange/scary article because if you ignore the picture it sounds like it could be happening in the real world. But it is a video game!! I don’t know, I just found it odd.

Finally, this is pretty funny. It is 2007 football standings predicted in the form of assigning a Star Wars character to each team. For example, Cleveland is likened to Jawas because “They are small, brown, and constantly trading for junk.”

Chocolate Rain

I am struggling mightily to not post things 10 years to late and failing miserably.  I heard this on O&A weeks ago and it is such old news that this guy has been on everything, from Jimmy Kimmel Live to Best Week Ever.  You really have to watch the video to see the guy that this voice is coming out of.  So, without further ado, I give you Tay Zonday and Chocolate Rain:

Thriller

Okay, I wasn’t going to post this because it is kind of old news, but it is just too good to resist.  It just goes to show you what you can accomplish when you have a lot of time on your hands in a Filipino prison…

There are other ones too, such as music and dancing from Sister Act

Delirious

Everybody says when you have a baby that you are not going to get enough sleep.  So far I don’t think I can complain too much, she has actually been sleeping really well, especially over night.  But last night Sara and I may have been a little delirious from lack of sleep (or, as Sara says, delirious from sleeping 3 hours in a row!)

First off, let me set the scene for this little play.  Sara started the whole confusion off by waking up to feed the baby and then forgetting to feed the baby, or even pick her up!  So she skipped right by that part and went right to the burping.

Sara: Shane, can you wake up and burp Evie?
Shane: Okay
::Shane begins patting Sara’s stomach::
Sara:  That’s me, not the baby!
Shane: Where is the baby?
Sara: In her bassinet.
Shane:  No!  No!  She’s in your lap!!

At this point I became very panicked because for some reason I was convinced that Sara was confused because she was tired.  I just knew that the baby was in her lap and she had somehow forgotten about her!  In reality I was the one that was a little confused.  So she is trying to roll over to grab the baby out of her bed and I am struggling like mad to keep her from rolling over because I am convinced that when she does the baby will fall out of her lap and on to the floor!!  And I keep trying to get through to her and remind her about the baby in her lap, but she keeps trying to get me to realize that the baby is in her bed.

Finally we both woke up enough to realize we were both coo coos mcgoos and then we had a good laugh over the whole thing.

Good advice

Looking to get out of debt?  Try this revolutionary new system!  It’s called “Don’t buy stuff you can’t afford!”

Link courtesy of SNL by way of Tony Vegas.