Talk to the Internet

The internet says:
Did you bring what I asked?
Puny human says:
Yes, here is some lip balm
The internet says:
Apply a protective layer of our Lip Balm, and your dry or chapped lips will certainly agree.
Puny human says:
Okay, I will. Wow, I can feel my lips being soothed as we speak!
The internet says:
Wow me can feel my lips being soothed as we speak.
Puny human says:
Wait, that’s what I just said, except without the pirate speak.
The internet says:
Do you like it when a girl makes the first move.
Puny human says:
Yes
The internet says:
Whether you agree fully, partially, or not at all with the the book, .
Puny human says:
What book?
The internet says:
World Book Online Reference Center: Core refernce collections; documents, selections, online reference books in major subject areas at the World Book Online .
Puny human says:
Oh, I agree fully with that book.
The internet says:
The big surprise for me was that the answer isn’t just that there are too many .
Puny human says:
I didn’t think the Internet could be surprised by anything
The internet says:
And I wish you could have been there with me, but you gave me enough confidence that I .
Puny human says:
I would have been there, but my router went down. Why don’t you finish your sentences?
The internet says:
There are a few other books which I have set my eyes on but I figure it .
Puny human says:
Talking Internet, you talk too much.
The internet says:
you are right, if you say you talk too much.
Puny human says:
Buuuuuurn!