I belive I spoke before about the religion I have now joined, Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism.

Well now you too can share in his noodlyness’ eternal sauce with devotions hymns here and here.

There are such great lyrics as:

“Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are”

and (with translation):

PIE SAUCUS DOMINE. . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
IN NOMINE PASTA . . . in the name of the great noodly appendage.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! . . . flying spaghetti monster!
PIE SAUCUS DOMINE . . . merciful lord of tomato sauce.
RAMEN . . . Aaaww yeeeah, you know dat’s right.

May you all be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.