So, I did one of those things where it grabs random tweets from your stream and makes them into poetry? And I have to say…strangely poetic!
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by Shane HalbachTerrifying thing I’ve ever seen
Weird, how do you know my parents?
Queen
Same accounts!Me 23 consecutive form rejects.
Leave a lot of wiggle room…
There could be side effects
“I have to go to the bathroom”?Welcome to Night Vale
OwOwOhAhOhOwOw THUNDER!
Another story saleDoes everybody hate me? MADNESS
The $25 car repair
But it’s just different I guess.
Not too bad, actually (possibly with the exception of the attempt to type out the lyrics of Thunderstruck). Just, you know, watch out for those side effects.
MADNESS!
Give it a whirl and post the good ones in the comments!
Shane Halbach 
Thank you for bringing this into my life. Without further ado:
Volunteer Experience
by @zamitov
A Quick Update
Community in the Amazon Rainforest
Time to move to a new state!
Passed the Kobayashi Maru test
Is updog
The Top of Africa
Is awesome like a hot dog
Town to Town Across South America
Nelson Mandela
And can’t wait to get started!
Feliz Cumpleaños Abuela!
A Bit of Wonder in Our Wanders
Because because because because
Things: fishing, karate, and lasers
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Awesome. I like the 2nd stanza.
I hope “fishing, karate, and lasers” is your new email signature.
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