Sara: “Was he an adult or a teenager?”
Evie: “Well, I guess he must have been a teenager, because teenagers do silly things.”

In case you were wondering, the “teenager” in question was a 50ish homeless man, and the silly thing in question was prancing around naked in a public bathroom.

Sara: “Would you like to draw a picture?”
Oliver: “I would like to draw a holiday card for Darrel.”

The only thing he was missing was a “pip pip!”

Oliver: “I’m going to draw a new lip.”
::starts coloring on his chin with a crayon::

Okay, maybe he’s not so sophisticated after all!