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Quote Monday is in an unhealthy relationship

Evie, screaming from the other room: “I said put it in my room!!”
Ollie, to me: “EE’s attituding.”

::Evie hits Ollie::
Evie: “Now give me a hug.”
Ollie: “We’re having much fun, right EE?”

Poor Oliver is such an abused husband in that relationship.

::We were discussing Halloween costumes::
Sara: “Ollie, if you could dress up like anybody, who would you dress up as?”
Ollie: “Ollie.”

Me: “I just opened the windows and there is a sweet breeze blowing through here.”
Sara: “Yeah, but then its not going to smell like bacon anymore.”

I think we just figured out why I married her.

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