Quote Monday is quite refined
Sara: “Was he an adult or a teenager?”
Evie: “Well, I guess he must have been a teenager, because teenagers do silly things.”
In case you were wondering, the “teenager” in question was a 50ish homeless man, and the silly thing in question was prancing around naked in a public bathroom.
Sara: “Would you like to draw a picture?”
Oliver: “I would like to draw a holiday card for Darrel.”
The only thing he was missing was a “pip pip!”
Oliver: “I’m going to draw a new lip.”
::starts coloring on his chin with a crayon::
Okay, maybe he’s not so sophisticated after all!